18 July 2006

What Are Cookies?

Filed under: Muses — launchpad @ 2:21 pm

Nerd: txt files.
Dude: WAT?! Hell, you’re blowing me over with two words, and I only know the meaning to one of them.
SmartAss: Hey dude, you should be asking: Who’s txt? Wat’s filing? Papers, shelves or wat? Why is txt filing the stuff?
Dude: Dang, you’re right.
SmartAss: What are you guys talking about anyway?
Dude: Cookies.
SmartAss:Cookies?
Dude: Yeah, cookies. We talking about what they are.
SmartAss: Hey dude, you’re so dood. Cookies are English for biscuits.
Dude: Yea?
SmartAss: Yea.
Dude: Oh then why did that quiet dude say “txt files”?
SmartAss: Think he got logged off. He didn’t even complete his sentence!
Dude: Yea?
SmartAss: Yea.
Dude: That’s a period at the end right “txt files.”
SmartAss: Dumbass, he wanted to reach for the comma.
Dude: Oh yeah. You’re pretty smart eh.
Nerd: Cookies are txt files.
Dude: Oh you’re back on!
SmartAss: Oh come on, did you take English in school? How can that be a sentence?
Dude: Ya dude. Who’s txt?
Nerd: txt is short for text.
Dude: Oh when did that happen?
Nerd: When cookies were invented.
SmartAss: lol. That must be so long ago.
Nerd: text files are files that contain text, ok. “txt” is not a person.
SmartAss: Cookies are files that contain text… haha. Who are you trying to cheat down here, dude?
Dude: Yea it doesn’t make sense.
Nerd: Cheating no one down here, dude… not as bad as U cheating yourself.
SmartAss: No no… you can’t cheat on yourself. When you do, you’re actually rewarding yourself. How can sleeping with someone be bad?